Champion Sneak Peek - Draven, the Glorious Executioner
((Another Noxian guy whose name starts with D… and he executes people… Riot seems to start losing creativity with names and jobs XD))
((He reminds me of Genghis Khan.))
THOSE AREN’T AXES! THOSE LOOK MORE LIKE GIGANTOR BLADES!!
HE IS AN AXE THROWER RIGHT?!?! RIGHT!?!
((For all those ex-dota (or current dota2) players out there, two words that will help know why they are losing creativity:
TROLL WARLORD.))
((Arent most of Riot’s champs based on Dota champs anyways? Considering the employee roster at Riot it kinda goes without saying. Old news.))
I find your mockery of my attempts to cure Vayne disturbing, Siege Minion. Do you want me to level Starcall first, to see how much gold you’re worth ?
(Source: askthenighthunter)
((I’ve come to a decision.
I really like you people. This is a nice, friendly community.
Still, even if you enjoy RPing with me, or reading my RPs… I do not find any joy in RPing. It’s not the people. It’s the sole thing of RPing - I tried to explain it, but I failed, so let’s leave it at that…
(( I am sad to see you go, sad to know that at that rate, I probably wont get to talk to you very much if at all after this point. I’m going to miss you dearly. Regardless, I wish you the best. You’re one of my favorite bloggers, as well as one of the greatest people I’ve met here. I hope you do well, Aque. Take good care of yourself <3))
(Source: ask-luxanna-archive)
Darius looks down. In fact he had to lean a little forward for his chest armor to not cover the view of the blue dressed creature.
” I thought all caster minions were just golems summoned inside the fields of justice? How did this one manage to slip out? “
Darius leans back and crosses his arms. ” Maybe one of the summoners screw up and made it wobble too far away.
Quickly, golem. Return to the Summoner’s Rift, I am sure someone is in high need of the gold you carry ! “
I AM GROWING TO ENJOY THIS MORTAL’S PRESENCE.
” There is only one man I approve as my superior. Everyone else I have cut down to size myself.
Would I ever face Swain, I would be reminded why he is the man that will lead Noxus to a new era, indeed. “
Darius takes a second thought on the question.
” While I do not fear, I am looking forward to fight a few that I have only but heard tavern tales of. The Berserker, The Grand Duelist, The Wuju bladesman, The Butcher of Sands and of course, The Grandmaster at Arms. “
He smiled at the idea of fighting these. He felt a… tension, excitement perhaps.
The ascendant gives a rasping chuckle, an unsettling gasping hiss as an arc of electricity leaps between his hands.
YOU WILL NOT FIND DISAPPOINTMENT. THOUGH I MUST SAY, I DO WISH TO SEE YOUR EXPRESSION WHEN YOU CROSS BLADES WITH THE BARBARIAN KING AS WELL AS THE BERSERKER. YOU WILL FIND THAT DEALING WITH THEM WILL BE… AGGRAVATING. NONE THE LESS, I WISH YOU GOOD LUCK, MORTAL.
((PRAYERS ANSWERED))
MAYBE I AM NEXT!
((Lets be realistic here.))
DON’T YOU HAVE A COURSE TO STUDY FOR?
(( -.-;;))
(Source: potion-pitcher)
Anonymous asked: Why are you so curious about jax's lamp post?
WOULD YOU NOT BE CONCERNED IF A STRANGE, THREE FINGERED MORTAL CLAD IN PINK WAS TEARING UP THE LANDSCAPING?
Anonymous asked: Sona and her boobs? :)
SONA’S MAMMARY GLANDS SEEM FAIRLY FUNCTIONAL. MY MEMORY OF HUMAN ANATOMY HAS FADED IN OVER THE EONS, BUT I AM CONCERNED FOR THE CONDITION OF HER SPINE.
WHY DO YOU INQUIRE ME OF HER BREASTS?
yoshissupport asked: Oh Xerath, tell him goodluck and have fun, also I am back into lurking on tumblr correctly~ so keep an eye out :3
I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER THIS IS GOOD OR BAD NEWS. LET US MAKE AN AGREEMENT. DO NOT TOUCH ME. AND I WILL NOT REDUCE YOU TO SMOLDERING ASH. IS THIS ACCEPTABLE, MORTAL?
A MESSAGE FROM MY SUMMONER.
GREETINGS VARIOUS MORTALS AND IMMORTALS WHO ARE SUBSCRIBED TO THIS TUMBLR BLOG. DUE TO A COMBINATION OF SCHOOLING, AS WELL AS OTHER ISSUES, SUMMONER ABRAXIS WILL BE TAKING A SHORT LEAVE OF ABSENCE. AS I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE THESE POSTS AS OFTEN AS HE DOES, UNTIL HE HAS RETURNED, POSTS UPON THIS BLOG WILL BE A BIT LESS FREQUENT. FEAR NOT. STORY TIME WITH THE ASCENDANT WILL CONTINUE.
I APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE.
About me
I AM XERATH, THE MAGUS ASCENDANT. I ASKED THE INSTITUTE OF WAR FOR FREEDOM. INSTEAD, THEY GAVE ME A TUMBLR BLOG. I SHALL MAKE THE BEST OF THE SITUATION AND ALLOW YOU TO GLEAN KNOWLEDGE FROM MY ETERNAL WISDOM.
